Rain, rain go away.
Do NOT fall on Saturday.
My sagging carport needs a lift.
Dry weather would be such a gift!
It really REALLY would be best
If you would head out of the Midwest.
Now stop being such a beast
And quit picking on the poor southeast!
Go and hit the southwest folk.
The desert could always use a soak.
You can surely come back later on
After, of course, I’ve mowed my lawn.
I’ll be generous and give you today
And even tomorrow – then be on your way.
Please go and plague some other sky
And leave my driveway warm – and dry.
A non-professional,faux home improvement blog dedicated to the insane yet diligent do-it-yourselfer,thoroughly peppered with random views and thoughts from me
4 comments:
Very clever! I wish it would rain in DC. It's been threatening for the past month, but all we'll get is a couple of drops.
Rain, rain please come our way,
put out the fires that burn L.A.
When the rain stopped on a lark,
I mowed the grass in the dark.
We most certainly share the brain,
and are wishing for no more rain!
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