The Ballad of Frank and Jemmy

After a morning downpour,
into our drive you strode.
Somewhere in our neighborhood,
you've settled into your own abode.

While we thought your stay was temporary
And looked upon you as a guest,
I'm more of the mind to think now
That you've set up a duckling nest.

To help you get things going
And meet your many needs
You'll always find a ready supply
Of fruit and bread and seeds.

And so it is with great joy
An announcement I do make
That This D*mn House is now home to
Jemima Puddleduck and Sir Francis Drake.

And so goes the ballad of Frank and Jemmy ...