As it turns out, Lawnmower Man, menace to society though he may be, has a son. The son is nice, he's not insane, he does a fantastic job of edging and he's not expensive.
He even works on holidays. (Yard work is a sidejob for him.) He came over on Labor Day and edged the whole driveway so it's in pretty good shape for me to get my sealing job underway.
I think I've found someone to regularly do my trim work! YAY!
Now to finish the shed and get Mother Nature to cooperate. Hmmmmm....