Rain, rain go away.
Do NOT fall on Saturday.
My sagging carport needs a lift.
Dry weather would be such a gift!
It really REALLY would be best
If you would head out of the Midwest.
Now stop being such a beast
And quit picking on the poor southeast!
Go and hit the southwest folk.
The desert could always use a soak.
You can surely come back later on
After, of course, I’ve mowed my lawn.
I’ll be generous and give you today
And even tomorrow – then be on your way.
Please go and plague some other sky
And leave my driveway warm – and dry.