Today's horoscope: People are going to appreciate extra long and tight hugs today, NV, so feel free to give them out like candy to everyone you come in contact with. A kind gesture and warm word today will not be forgotten. Let your generous and kind spirit shine through. Open your arms up extra wide to spread love to the world around you. It is the perfect day to love and laugh.
My response: Bite me.
(Do you think someone is a wee bit testy this morning?)