I was really disappointed when I didn't win that $200+ million in Powerball the other night. I was disappointed not only for me, but also for you.
You see, I thought it would be fun to come and visit housebloggers all around the country and come and help them with their projects. Of course, there would be a syndication deal with HGTV or DIY, sponsor for lots of the materials ... and it would be fantastic blog material!
So I'm telling the mother all this the other night when she's asking me what I would do with the money. She offhandedly asks: "So I guess you'd hire Lawrence?"
Duh. I thought that was a given! Of course I'd pay him an outrageous amount of money and make sure he had plenty of buff helpers! "Well yeah," says I. "And you. And a crew. And we'd hit all parts of the country to do projects at peoples' homes. What a great new reality show: YOUR D*mn House! (I'm trademarking this, BTW, so don't get any ideas ...)
"You know, you're really crazy," the mother responds.
I nod. "It's genetic."
I didn't win last night either. But there's always the weekend, right?