We unwrapped the mystery box tonight. it was bigger than all the lamp boxes put together. And it's not something for upstairs.
It's for the family room.
It's a new mantel for the fireplace. (Also something that was not on my radar screen. But, the price is right, and, once it gets a coat of stain on it, will nicely match the new day bed.)
Forgive the picture quality. And there's too much crap downstairs right now to set it up and do it justice with my own camera.