It seems that every week, we get at least one call at This D*mn House from a robot. And it’s really beginning to piss me off.
For a while, it was the car warranty people. They rang the phone off the hook day and night with their stupid taped messages. Just once I would have loved to have gotten a live person so I could tell them: "Sure. Go ahead and warranty a 20-year-old car." (Which was all that we owned until recently.)
Eventually, they started calling my cell phone, too! (I reported them to the FTC. I also made sure my cell was on the Do Not Call list and exactly 30 days to the day I registered it, those calls ceased.)
Then, it was one claiming to offer government grants to go back to school. Last night’s taped message was a new one though.
“We have an important message about your mortgage. President Obama …”
I hung up. I have an important message of my own for them: I don’t have a mortgage! And, if they were a legitimate outfit seeking my business for something that wasn’t a scam, they’d know that.
A day before, the mother offhandedly asked me if I switched our phone service. Huh?
“There’s a message in on the answering machine saying you need to call them.” I listened. It was yet another robocall.
This one came from some outfit called CoolTell America thanking me for registering for their voice-over IP service. Here’s a note to you guys: I didn’t register for this, and I’m not calling you, but I am sending all the information you were kind enough to leave on my phone to the FTC. You see, we’re on the DO NOT CALL list. Have been for years.
You might recall we also had a bit of “cramming” a while back whereby another set of scam artists put fake charges on our bill. I’m just now getting that settled.
So, it would seem that the number of phone scams is endless. I found this list accidentally while looking up the latest scammers. That list explained another set of weird phone calls several weeks ago that the mother kept asking me about. (Apparently, someone was calling me saying I was paying too much interest on my credit card.)
Beware the next time you answer the phone …