No, I'm not gay. (I love my female friends, but not like that.)
Or Wiccan. Or one of about a dozen other things you might associate with a confession like that.
No. It's NONE of those. (And not that there's anything wrong with any one of those things.)
I'm just ... an elf. That's right. You heard (and saw) it here first. (Unless you've been over to The MonkeyGirl's blog already.) This is the MonkeyGirl's photography skills at work capturing the deft sewing talents of her mama, Sewwhat. And, the semi-secret package I had to pick up last night. It will make its formal debut during a staff meeting at work on Thursday.
What can I say? It's for charity. I'm doing this for charity. (Which means, MonkeyGirl, it would be a VERY bad thing to use those photos for blackmail. VERY bad.)
Here's hoping that a little self-deprecation goes a very loooooooong way ...